Ok let me tell u all a story instead of a joke for a change. Once upon a time, in a few years back, my teacher (a male) and his cousin (a female) went to a pizza shop near the esplande.

Upon entering, the waiter brought my teacher and his cousin to a nearby table where they were given the menu. They decided what they wanted to eat and order them.

Within minutes, the dishes that they order were deliever to them and without any further ado, they tuck in into this delicious and wonderful meal.

However, things does not stay that peaceful always. In the mist of their meal, one fat fat fat *and gosh i must stress that she really is super super fat!* lady walked up to their table. Using her fist, she knock lightly on the table and whisper to my teacher "Hey, call me mum."

Gosh my teacher was shocked to the core. Seeing that he dont know the woman, he decided to ignore her. However, the woman decided to be more evil and this time, she knock louder and say in a very loud voice "CALL ME MUM!"

At this time, everybody in the pizza shop turn their heads around and stare at them. My teacher's cousin was embarrassed to the core, like all girls usually do, and she nudge my teacher to just please the woman and call her mum.

"Mum", my teacher say.

"CALL LOUDER!" the woman boom back

"MUM!"

"Nice boy"

And saying that, the woman left. My teacher and his cousin finish eating their meal, and went to pay the bills. However, the bill that was given to them was 10 times more expensive that what they had ordered. Thinking that they have make a mistake, my teacher called the manager and question him.

"Oh the lady just now say her son will pay her bills for her", the manager replied.

"But im not her son?!?!?!", my teacher rebutt.

"But the whole restaurant hear you call her mum", the manager say.

Furious that such a thing had occured, my teacher wanna argue back. However, his cousin was already red in the face in embarrassment as they had already make a scene having that speech. Opening her purse, she took out a stack of bills and pay the bill without another word and they left.

Lady luck must be on their side for at the traffic light near the esplanade, they saw the fat lady on the opposite side of the road and they started chasing. As you all know, the esplanade is shaped like a circle. In order to catch up with the lady, my teacher and his cousin decided to split up so as to corner her.

My teacher give chase, furious at the thought of being cheated. However, the gap between him and the fat lady is still too big and so, he decided to take a gamble. He took a leap and grab her leg and pulled. He pull her leg as hard as im pulling your leg now.





For those who dont understand, read this line:
He pull her leg as hard as im pulling your leg now.




- credit given to my teacher.